(In honor of April Fool's Day, I am writing the "Bizarro World" version of my blog. Meaning, everything I write is the opposite of what actually happened.)
We were cursed with a terrible, rainy, cold day today. My truck broke down on the drive to Idabel, and I didn't get paid.
We had miserable audiences for both shows. The stands were completely empty and extra bleachers were not set up.
After the shows I didn't get to partake in the annual tradition of going to the local Mexican restaurant with my friends. I also missed out on going to Wal Mart to do shopping.
Then I died in my sleep!